Advice from a Convict

Salutations. The title says it all, but in case you were too hare-brained to comprehend the title (and subsequent header), this is a Life Tips blog from me to you. I am wary of any desires you have to observe my personhood and cognomen, but I suppose that it is only fair for me to allow you to address me by my sobriquet, Connie. I hope that you will follow the advice of my blog and become a less incompetent person.

 

PS: I have included a photo of my great tits on the left, as requested.